This dude got up on Monday and decided to rob a bank in Tucson. I guess people still get away with bank robberies, but it sure seems like they get caught more often than not. In fact, I would bet that failed bank robberies generate more "stupid crook" stories than any other type of crime.
Regardless, I sorta doubt that this guy's plan included being handcuffed to a fence and having his mouth probed by a robot.
My last trip to the dentist worked out much the same way.