Wednesday, December 21, 2005

No beer sales at Jets-Pats game this week

In a move that tells you all you need to know about Jets fans, the Jets organization announced today that beer sales will be suspended during this Monday's Jets-Pats game.

It seems that drunken Jets fans (is there any other kind) have been behaving like European soccer hooligans during games of late. There have been multiple instances of violent, unruly behavior at the Meadowlands recently, which the Jets have blamed on too much alcohol, rather than their team's current state of extreme suck.

I'm shocked, shocked, to hear that Jets fans can't hold their liquor.

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