Prepare yourselves, frequent air travelers, for the specter of "More Important Than You Guy" yapping away on his cell phone in the seat next to you on your next red eye flight.
Is NOTHING sacred?
I'm going to start a petition to allow electric cattle prods on commercial flights, so I can deliver a nice, friendly 20,000 volts to the first a-hole I hear utter the phrase, "Talkin' to you from 30,000 feet, buddy."
1 comment:
I LOVE to overhear cellphone conversations, since I take a professional interest in 'em as writer. Couldn't care less about the content, but the swagger or shame or whatnot can be great fun to observe. It'll be even more interesting when phones get small enough to wear as an earbud, and everyone is walking around talking like schitzophrenics to the aether. Of course, I have an economic stake in a somewhat dysfunctional world... You're cattleprod idea would be extremely cool -- maybe something built into cellphones, like an adult v-chip!
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