Tuesday, February 07, 2006

Top 5 Hottest Women of all Time (Photographic Evidence subcategory)

This episode of Top 5 includes those women that we’ve actually got pictures of. Therefore, Cleopatra, Delilah, Joan of Arc, Dolly Madison, etc. are not candidates, and only those around in the past 100 years or so can qualify.

Of course, I rank my super-hot wife of 14 years at the top of any list of this sort. However, I owe it to posterity to include only those women who have been seen by the public-at-large. Hopefully, this will keep me out of trouble.

With that intro done, here’s the list:

5. Marilyn Monroe
The standard by which all are judged. Some are hotter, but she is still the gold standard for real women.

4. Lynda Carter
In her Wonder Woman suit, Lynda Carter was the first woman to have an entire television show revolve around her dressed in a revealing costume. Was there any other reason for that show to exist?

3. Jessica Alba
The top three are, to me, almost interchangeable. Someone needs to talk to young Jessica about her choice in roles. She has the potential to take over number 1, if she can get a couple of Body Heat-type roles.

2. Angelina Jolie
Easily (for my money) the sexiest woman on planet Earth. She’s come back to reality after her super-whack-out marriage to Billy Bob Thornton.

1. Catherine Zeta-Jones
The classic beauty. Her appearance in Zorro was an eye-opener of the highest order. She’s done nothing but get better since. Only detracting factor is her marriage to that fossil Michael Douglas. Even that is not enough to knock her out of the top spot, though.

Honorable Mention:
Salma Hayek
Barbara Eden
Heather Locklear
Jacqueline Smith
Ziyi Zhang
Sophia Lauren

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