Max Mosely, president of Fédération Internationale de l'Automobile (FIA), the governing body of Formula 1, was recently captured on video in a Nazi fetish orgy with five hookers.
I'll give you a moment to compose yourself after reading that last sentence. Pretty unbelievable, huh?
Max's dad, it turns out, was Sir Oswald Mosely, the leader of the British Union of Fascists. Lovely.
I'll give old Max this much: If you're going to destroy your career in a sex scandal, you may as well floor the accelerator (if you'll pardon the pun).
Attention: Future public figures involved in sex scandals! You now have the gold standard for such things. Attempt to surpass this one, if you dare!