The wit and wisdom of Mike Tyson

Lifted from Sturm today: Here are some truly profound quotes from the great thinker of the late 20th Century, Mike Tyson.

My favorites:

“[He] called me a ‘rapist’ and a ‘recluse.’ I’m not a recluse.”

"He was screaming like my wife."

"All praise is to Allah, I'll fight any man, any animal, if Jesus were here I'd fight him too."